Mr. Tony is full of baloney! /

Miss Laney is zany! /

Mr. Nick is a lunatic! /

Back to school, weird kids rule! /

Mrs. Cooney is loony! /

Miss Brown is upside down! /

Mrs. Lizzy is dizzy! /

Mr. Sunny is funny! /

Ms. Cuddy is nutty! /

Oh, valentine, we've lost our minds! /

Ms. Krup cracks me up! /

Miss Tracy is spacey! /

Mrs. Kormel is not normal! /

Coach Hyatt is a riot! /

Officer Spence makes no sense! /

Dr. Carbles is losing his marbles! /

Mr. Cooper is super! /

Miss Suki is kooky! /

Ms. Lagrange is strange! /

Mrs. Dole is out of control! /